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Wed Oct 01, 2008 8:48 pm

  • Cause you guys aint gonah do nuthin about the problem, y'al just sitt here and watch us get picked off one by oone.

    You find a lamp you rubb it a genie pops out. What is your first wish?
    (you can not wish for more wishes.)
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Thu Oct 02, 2008 1:11 pm

  • A lamp that polishes itself.


    How much silica gel do you need to dessicate a human?
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Mon Oct 06, 2008 6:33 pm

  • Well, well, it's time to admit - there is no answer for that magnificent question - that's it.

    Why do you people use different nicks in forum, and in Nexuiz so I can't get who's who?
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Tue Oct 07, 2008 1:48 am

Tue Oct 07, 2008 3:49 am

  • We recycle mystical scrolls here.


    Would you drive me to Munichfor 1950 pounds?
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Tue Oct 07, 2008 3:10 pm

Tue Oct 07, 2008 4:26 pm

  • b33r!
    Wuzzat?
    "One should strive to achieve; not sit in bitter regret."
    WE ARE NEXUIZ.
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Wed Oct 08, 2008 9:57 am

  • Carni.

    Why Nexuiz was named Nexuiz?
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Wed Oct 08, 2008 1:29 pm

  • So we can watch n00bs mispronounce it.


    A wizard has turned you into a mutant biomechanical killer whale that shoots nex beams from it's eyes. Is this awesome [Y/N]
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Wed Oct 08, 2008 2:10 pm

Wed Oct 08, 2008 4:22 pm

  • Very.


    Koolest playermodel evar = ArmoredCarni [Y/N]
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Wed Oct 08, 2008 5:51 pm

  • N. AC rocks but he farts way too much. Headhunter is the coolest and he does a dashing cup of offal.

    Red pill or Blue pill?
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Wed Oct 08, 2008 8:09 pm

  • I CHOOSE PURPLE!!!!


    Left or right?
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Wed Oct 08, 2008 8:38 pm

  • Dead centre. BOOM HEADSHOT!!1


    I had to search for the term "adamantium" to find out what it means. Does this make me a nabz0r?
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Wed Oct 08, 2008 8:46 pm

  • Maybe.


    Quick Trivia: What was HarryButt's claymation called???
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Thu Oct 09, 2008 9:09 pm

  • The adventures of Harry and his Clay Butt


    Random trivia: I am traveling up the steepest flight of canal locks in the world. Where am I?
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Thu Oct 09, 2008 11:06 pm

  • The place where the steepest flight of canal locks are.

    What would happen if the front lemming saw the back lemming and started following it???
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Thu Oct 09, 2008 11:39 pm

Fri Oct 10, 2008 9:11 am

  • Spookly enough i thought about Schrödinger's cat when i read KillaGrunt's post above last night! :shock:


    What music do you like playing nexuiz to?
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Fri Oct 10, 2008 11:33 am

  • NIN, Rob Zombie, The Prodigy and S-Club7


    You opened the box. Is Schroedinger's cat pwnt?
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Fri Oct 10, 2008 12:23 pm

  • No because bradley from s club protects Schroedinger's cat with his bling.


    Stand up, walk 3 feet to the left, then crouch into a fetal like position on the floor and start cawing (as loud as you can) mixed with short grunts. And Stop. How does that feel?
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Fri Oct 10, 2008 1:35 pm

  • I don't know because I hit the wall to my left at about 1'9" from where I was.


    Stand up, walk three feet to your right and slice open your abdominal cavity. Write "lol nabz!" on the floor with your small intestine. And Stop. Does this feel like nexuiz yet?
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Fri Oct 10, 2008 2:17 pm

  • *cough*
    blood levels,
    critical.
    I don't feel so good man I don't feel so good.
    please
    tell...
    my...
    wife..
    i..
    i..
    love...
    her.
    *thud*

    Oh And that the toilet is blocked again
    *thud*

    Getting a boner on public transport:imposing or classy? :lol:
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Fri Oct 10, 2008 4:54 pm

  • It depends...

    Rubbing it in peoples faces, or trying to hide it rather ungracefully?
    Possibly not the worst mapper in the world.

    A blog of random pish:
    http://xeno.planetnexuiz.com/blog/?author=5
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Fri Oct 10, 2008 10:50 pm

  • Poking several peoples eyes out with it.

    Meatspinning on public transport: imposing or classy? :lol:
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Sat Oct 11, 2008 12:40 pm

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Sat Oct 11, 2008 2:14 pm

  • You are a Japanese schoolgirl shooting things with a kitten.

    Should nexuiz have kitten guns?
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Sat Oct 11, 2008 3:16 pm

  • YES!!!

    Is the schoolgirl in ai's avatar halucigenic(I tried to spell it right)
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Sat Oct 11, 2008 6:46 pm

  • Only if you add a pair of shrooms to the recipee.

    Is it true?
    I'M BATMAN!
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